Battle Royale: The Rolls Royce Cullinan vs the Classic Mini Cooper

The demise of the British empire is complete. Or is it the assent of British luxury? Who cares. I drove these cars back to back recently and loved both. Yup – the Cullinan is almost beyond words in its total domination of your senses. Is it good? Nope it’s great. Is it worth it $500,000? Of course not. But it is a fundamentally impressive machine beyond anything I’ve ever experienced – even the RR Phantom.

But that little one. I loved that one way way harder.

So a pro-tip to those considering spending $500k on a Cullinan. Instead buy 50 classic Minis and give them out to strangers. The world will be a better place.