From MINIUSA PR:
Demand for MINI brand automobiles remained high in May. MINI USA reported that May 2005 sales jumped 16 percent, with 3,878 cars compared to 3,355 sold a year ago. Sales of MINI automobiles in the first five months of 2005 are up 23 percent with sales of 18,372 cars over the 14,916 cars reported in 2004.
In contrast to MINI, BMW lost some sales ground due to the production ramp-up of the new 3 series:
BMW of North America, LLC reported a 5.7 percent dip in May sales of automobiles and Sports Activity Vehicles, to 23,048 vehicles compared to the 24,432 reported last May. The all-new 2006 3 Series went on sale May 6th and while demand for the two new 3 Series sedans is strong, inventory is still low as production ramps up.
The BMW Group (BMW and MINI brands combined) reported year-to-date sales of 117,844 vehicles, an increase of 2 percent compared to the 115,737 vehicles sold that month in 2004. The BMW Group also reported May sales of 26,926 vehicles, down 3.1 percent from 27,787 sold in the same period of 2004.
<p>Woo Hoo, I am in that 16%.</p>
<p>Happy Motoring</p>
<p>Me too!</p>
<p>Me three!</p>
<p>Me Four!</p>
<p>Me five!</p>
<p>how do you know you weren’t part of the first 100 percent? ;)</p>
<p>this is not good news..
i don’t know why mini owners are happy about the minis being common..</p>
<p>a logical, reasoned, wise wish would be that there would be less mini sales.. or a total removal of future mini sales.</p>
<p>one of the reasons a classic mini is so cool is there are hardly any around..</p>
<p>if you want to see a mini on every corner like a p t loser or some other
car,, there is nothing much i can say to counter that faulty thinking</p>
<p>Jim, get over it man. A MINI is a MINI no matter how many (MINI) Ha Ha, are on the road. I think your the one with faulty (goofy) thinking.</p>
<p>jim, don’t get your panties in a bunch. the wise thinking is done by the people who buy the MINI.</p>
<p>instead of being so concerned about only the value of your car and the “appearance” of your savvy purchasing power, shouldn’t we be happy that there are an increased number of people who agree that motoring is better than driving. progress is made when people make a committment to a better way of living, not when you horde it for your own personal, supposed benefit. </p>
<p>i guess that wouldn’t be “cool.”</p>
<p>i am shocked at the thinking of this board.. it is like if a new housing development is put in and all the “City folk” move to this new development.. </p>
<p>with your thinking, you would more and more people inpeding on your new development, diminishing the exclusivenes and charm and uniqueness of the development..</p>
<p>if you want a car that will be common as a ford escort of chevy cavalier, then you will i am sure want higher and higher MINI sales..</p>
<p>if you already live in the new development though, to keep the value of the houses up and the features that made the development attractive to begin with, you would be much happier
(wisely so) to post a sign up.</p>
<p>SOLD OUT.. no more houses up here</p>
<p>jim, dude your thinking is corrupt. it’s not all about the value of your car and being exclusive.</p>
<p>to be honest, i’m glad that they are discontinuing my electric blue and i would also never own an american-made car. BUT, if the escort had the safety of a MINI, the fun to drive factor of a MINI, the gas milege of a MINI, the high-quality design of a MINI, then yes! i would love to see more around! it means that we have changed our idea of what is acceptable to drive, safe, efficient, and most important (to me) GOOD DESIGN.</p>
<p>dude, no one is moving into YOUR housing development, they’re just building more down the street. that’s good for everybody.</p>
<p>This might be a little blasphemous but really its just a car. </p>
<p>I bought my MINI for me, for my enjoyment, not as a statement, or an investment, but purely for me to get around and have fun doing so. I don’t really care if there are 10 or 10 million other MINIs on the road. </p>
<p>If more MINIs on the road means cheaper prices for parts, etc then great! If it means safer roads because I’m not being squashed by SUVs then great! </p>
<p>But if not, I don’t care as I’m motoring and I’m loving it.</p>
<p>my reasoning is
1. sound
2. logical
3. brilliant
4. wise
5. thought out
6. prudent
7. accurate
8. should be adopted by CURRENT MINI owners/fans</p>
<p>i know those that do not “live in the development” may want to move in but
we have enough residents.. anymore residents will reduce the charm of the MINI..</p>
<p>it is already happening.. there are too many MINIS now.. there should be a test before a MINI is sold.</p>
<p>they should only be sold to certain people.. </p>
<p>one quality of that type of person would be they would want the marquee of the MINI held strong.. not watered down by letting anyone move in our development and building duplexes, tri-plexes and large housing units.</p>
<p>Jim – no offense.. I’m sure you’re a smart guy and all, but your rational just hit a low point. </p>
<p>(A) MINI cannot make any more cars than it currently is. The production bound for the US will undoutedly stay at about the same level as it is now for years to come. 30,000 is a tiny drop in the bucket compared to the forgettable PT Cruiser which sells four times that much in a year. Your concern that somehow the MINI will become as common as a PT or Cavalier is completely unfounded.</p>
<p>(B) MINI is in the business to make money. If they can only import 35,000 MINIs into the US, they’re going to do everything they can to sell them all. And I’m going to guess you or anyone else is not going to be able to stop them with that.</p>
<p>Everyone else here has come to grips with these facts. I’d suggest either you do likewise or look at a used ’68 Fiat Dino and make friends with a mechanic.</p>
<p>unbelievable.</p>
<p>“All Hail Jim!”</p>
<p>good luck with that.</p>
<p>Hey Jim,having a bad day at work or what?</p>
<p>I have never read so much ellitist crap in one afternoon.</p>
<p>elitist has one l.. not two.. </p>
<p>but no matter how it is spelled.. it is not a proper label to attach to upholding the uniquness and “different” factor that the MINI has (but is being diminished)…</p>
<p>i know this may not go over well but those that do not have a MINI now..
well tough.. </p>
<p>this is part of life.. it has nothing to do with being elite.</p>
<p>there are so many lots in our development.. sure we can put a new development down the road but we don’t this more developments.. we are all sold out.. there are no more houses left in this development..</p>
<p>this happens all the time..
some mutual funds are close to new investors</p>
<p>some tennis clubs are booked up</p>
<p>some dentists are taking no new clients</p>
<p>MINI should adopt the same approach.</p>
<p>NO NEW PATIENTS,, CHECK BACK LATER</p>
<p>Jim,</p>
<p>Go buy a Pontiac Aztec those are pretty rare too. Didn’t they stop development of those too? I bet because of those high sales. You make no sense, go back to bed.</p>
<p>Somewhat on topic…. Now that the U.S. dollar has just hit a new 8-month high against the euro today, do you think BMW North America CEO Tom Purves will be quite so eager to talk about the increased allocations he’ll be getting? :-)</p>
<p>For background, see <a href="http://motoringfile.com/2005/05/19/reduced" rel="nofollow ugc">http://motoringfile.com/2005/05/19/reduced</a><em>bmw</em><em>mini</em>availability</p>
<p>Jim, I have owned 3 MINIs (1 MC CVT and 2 MCS) of which I currently kept 2 (The MC and new ’05 MCS) so I understand to a point what you are trying to convey. Unfortunately, your rethoric is coming across as “Elitism” of the first kind. I agree with Gabe, that 30K units per year is a drop in the bucket. Honda sells 350K+ units of their Accord sedan and ditto Toyota with the ultra offensively boring, Camry.</p>
<p>But don’t expect too much exclusivity of the MINI nameplate in the major US metropolitan areas where MINI is currently selling the product. Also keep in mind that with 74 dealerships in the nation, the MINI is still a very rare animal in many parts of this vast country.</p>
<p>If you want exclusivity, move to Wyoming, North Dakota, Vermont, Alaska, Idaho or a state that has 1 or no MINI dealers at all. Your MINI exclusivity will be almost guranteed for ever in those places.</p>
<p>Now, if you argument was aimed at BMW products such as the 3 or 5 series, then I would be more in tune with your rethoric. I think Jaguar and Mercedes have made tremendous mistakes by “watering down” their luxury pedigree status by offering cheaply built sub $30K cars.</p>
<p>But MINI is not aimed to be an exclusive/luxury/exotic car.</p>
<p>Either move or save your pennies and get a Lotus Elise.</p>
<p>Wow…gone for an hour and look at all the fun I missed.</p>
<p>Yo Jim…did you not read Gabe’s post…response “A”? </p>
<p>I’d get off the caffeine as soon as possible if I were you. ;)</p>
<p>Hey RenaultF1, nice to see ya around here…;)</p>
<p>Signed,</p>
<p>C4 fron NAM</p>
<p>I believe Jim is just a flamer. Please pay no attention to him. Jim, find another site to flame on.</p>
<p>Mini Me’s definition of flaming – speaking facts</p>
<p>she (sounds like a girl talking, that or an effeminite guy)must not like the truth..</p>
<p>i love the MINI.. i have chili red MINI and two classic minis..and want to see the MINI allure be preserved, not watered down..</p>
<p>sure the example of how dilutive having as many MINIS as a cavalier would be was an extreme example… but the reasoning is sound.. more and more MINI sales reduces the exlusivity of the MINI.. </p>
<p>this is so basic.. not sure why so many here cannot understand it..</p>
<p>what do you think when a mercedes passes you on the road?</p>
<p>or you see a bmw</p>
<p>or an audi</p>
<p>or a corvette</p>
<p>or a jaguar..</p>
<p>probably nothing related to those cars.. if any thought.. you may think.. oh geez another jag.. boy that jag marquee sure is ruined</p>
<p>I, for one, welcome having a lot more MINIs in the U.S., just so that I can be sure that when my MINI starts getting into its old age and needs parts and repair know-how, there will be more independent mechanics that know how to fix it.</p>
<p>The Mini may be more common on the roads each day, however here is something to keep in mind the 3,878 sold in all of May dosen’t come close to some of the other mfgrs. For example in North America Honda builds over 25,000 cars each week. </p>
<p>Cheers,
Jack</p>
<p>I think the MINI’s allure is that it’s cute (sorry if I sound effiminate) and fairly cheaply priced for the performance. I don’t think that it’s a vehicle for people who want exclusivity, it simply isn’t expensive or high performance enough. </p>
<p>I don’t know anyone who bought their MINI because they thought were buying a ‘cheap’ Rolls or Ferrari that people would envy.</p>
<p>Frank, above, is right, if you’re looking for exclusivity get the Elise or similar.</p>
<p>If MINI sales are up I wonder how many of those are repeat sales to owners trading in (or up). That seems to be happening a lot and I’d expect more of this w/ the unknowns of ’07 right around the corner.</p>
<p>JimOhio, Go get a Morgan and leave the MINI to the rest of us that are just looking for affordability and fun!!!!!!!</p>
<p>I don’t care if everyone owns a mini, my mini is still my mine.</p>
<p>Cheers.</p>
<p>There are two things in this discussion I don’t think anyone has mentioned. First of all, at least for me, one of the big reasons for excitement that the MINI is becoming more and more popular is that I like to see a company that I feel is doing a great thing get recognized for it. MINI is a great product, and since I believe that, it’s nice to see other people agreeing with me and helping the company be successful at what they’re doing. Not only is it just nice to see this kind of ‘justice’, it also means that more of a trend will be seen towards smaller, more fun cars, since the industry has had to sit up and take notice of the popularity of cars like the MINI. So to me this is all good news.</p>
<p>Secondly, and perhaps most importantly, Jim sounds like a small man whose importance is self-determined by the uniqueness of his possessions. I don’t see the importance of this. Paul touched on this issue: it’s just a car! Sure, it’s an <em>awesome</em> car and I couldn’t be happier with it, and it plays a big part in my interests, etc, but it doesn’t define who I am. The fact that MINI sells more or less cars may make me happy or not for the company and for society, but it doesn’t affect my enjoyment of my own car. Let’s face it, owning a MINI may be unique but it’s not like they’re impossible or extraordinarily expensive to get. And even if they were, this, in my opinion, would not be reason to get all haughty-taughty about owning one. If you define yourself by the car you drive or the other possessions you own… get a life! This seems to be especially common in areas where no offense, but people don’t have much else to be excited about. I did live in Chicago for two years so I am not speaking ignorantly. Maybe if more people got passionate about the things they were <em>doing</em> with their lives, they would be less obsessed with the whole keeping-up-with-the-Joneses mentality that seems so common across the modern world.</p>
<p>That is all.</p>
<p>it is disappointing that you all want to devalue the MINI name.. i am the only want that wants to uphold and make the name MINI carry with it a strong brand name..</p>
<p>i bet you in tradition of the mustang II, you want the 2007 MINI to be the MINI II</p>
<p>I appreciate Jim’s point here — when something becomes so common that it appears as merely another carbon copy in the heap, it tends to downgrade its charm, and can be received as ‘ordinaire’, regardless of its many other positive attributes. As such, it may lose some perceived appeal as unique and different by some (e.g. what has Harley Davidson evolved to?).
There’re many reasons why we own our MINIs, and for many the charm of uniqueness and ‘think different’ is among those reasons. That said, IMO it doesn’t appear the MINI’s status as a unique, different and cool is threatened by over population for a long, long time. G’day!</p>
<p>I’m more than half-convinced that JimOhio is pulling our collective leg. I mean, come on, that post about how only “certain people” should be allowed to own a car? If that’s serious, I’m the blind king of Bohemia.</p>
<p>BodPod is the only one as smart as me so far and intelligent as me and have what is best for the MINI in mind..</p>
<p>though we differ as to the timing of idea of “too many MINIS on the road”.. he thinks it is in the future. i think it already happened..</p>
<p>look.. i did the research on the MINI long ago.. i read the car mags.. i did the research. i knew when to order..</p>
<p>if you failed to take advantage of the early years of the MINI, that is your own doing.. i say.. put up a sign</p>
<p>NO NEW PATIENTS..
try the dentist down the road</p>
<p>NO NEW MINI SALES..</p>
<p>you missed the boat
boat left the pier
plane took off
train departed</p>
<p>now someone is making immflatatory comments under my name..</p>
<p>bad enough they cannot defend their postion..</p>
<p>bad enough they want to see the MINI name cheapened</p>
<p>now they have resorted to fraudulent and slanderous statements..</p>
<p>if the mods check the ip of the post at 6:21 pm.. you will see it is not from me..</p>
<p>Ah Hello.
There are a number of classic cars that fetch very high values even though they were made in pretty high numbers. Most of these cars had about the same or higher yearly sales numbers.</p>
<p>Early Mustangs
Early T-birds
Early Cameros
All Corvettes
Pontiac GTOs
Mid sixties Cadillac and Lincoln convertibles
Late fifties Cadillacs
BMW 2002(Look how many are still one the road and the devote following)
1960’s Mercedes 250 SL(Ditto)</p>
<p>Any car that is well designed, of good productuon quality and captures the publics imagination will become a classic, remain desirable AND retain it’s value.</p>
<p>Deleted. Thanks for the heads up Jim.</p>
<p><strong>Folks – as much as most of us think Jim is either (A) pulling are collective legs with his argument or (B) just is completely misguided, this site will not allow slanderous posts. Lets please keep this civil. As someone said earlier… it’s just a car.</strong></p>
<p>I’m with Jim, I think only someone who enjoys a MINI for what it really is should be able to have one. Oh wait, that means that Jim should not be able to drive a MINI. I don’t know about anyone else, but I do recall one of the great things about the Classic Mini is that everyone from royality and rockstars down to the humble butcher could own and enjoy one. I also would argue that the parts for a MINI are expensive enough as is. Do you want to start paying more for your MINI and it’s upkeep just so you can be the only one on your block with a MINI? Sounds like Jim is suffering from a case of “MINI-Flight”. He’s afraid that his car value will go down if ‘undesireables’ buy one also. No wonder why he equates the situation with his property value. Welcome to the 1950’s. Population, Jim.</p>
<p>Jim, you sound like a broken record. Your arrogance is getting real old and real fast.</p>
<p>while I don’t agree with the idea of it being only sold to certain people. It’s odd that people are criticizing him so much because he wants a level of exclusivity. I mean everybody likes to think of themself as unique and different. What fun is there if EVERYONE was driving a MINI. I know it’s extreme, but don’t bash him for wanting something unique as we all do. </p>
<p>as for the comment of it being just a car. To many enthusiasts, it’s never just a car. Sure many share the view of it just being a material good, I will never say that my MINI is just a car.</p>
<p>Well I am kind of in May’s numbers since I ordered mine in May. But I will really be in which ever month mine shows up at the dealers and I can pay for it.</p>
<p>Mataku.. that’s the point, but in reverse. The great thing about the MINI is that it’s NOT exclusive. That we can have such a great performing car, one that’s safe, well designed, without being as rare as a Lotus. What fun is it if everyone’s driving a MINI? Great Fun. No more being stuck behind slow moving SUVs that have to slow down for every turn. More room on the roads, more room in the parking lots, cheaper repairs, gee… it’s starting to look horrible, isn’t it? If he’s that obsessed with driving something that’s unique, and by unique he means that he’s the only one within a 50 mile radus with one at any given time, buy a Smart. That’s a car that’s never going to get any sort of market penetration. Or how about a used GEM. That boat has already left. Or how about a new style T-Bird. Not only did they not sell many, but they stopped making them.</p>
<p>This Jimbo guy is really lost. If you want exclusivity my friend, get a Ferrari or an Aston Martin (mmm a DB5?) but not from a 25K car (no offense). Swatch is very nice but exclusive it aint. I think the MINI is a great car and I do belive that people buy it more for fun and practicality than for exclusivity. A good 308 can go for $35K sell your minis, get one and brag about uniqueness at the Ferrari forum, OK? You will be the only one there, hehehe.</p>
<p>even the headline screams tackiness/wal mart/ford/GM/mass market appeal</p>
<p>MINI SALES SOARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR 16%</p>
<p>better headline would say</p>
<p>MINI SALES STOPPED.. IF YOU FAILED TO GET YOURS, “OH WELL”</p>
<p>I like my MCSC so much, if I had the money, I would buy all my friends one…so that they could have as much fun as I do (and to understand my enthusiasm).</p>
<p>Of course, I only have 2 friends, so there wouldn’t be too many more MCSC on the road then 😉 Any my car’s exclusive status wouldn’t change <em>wink wink nudge nudge</em></p>
<p>If you bought the MINI because it was going to remain exclusive, I’m sorry, but you were working from a false premise. It was intended as a mass-market car, aimed at not only the buyer looking for a great deal on a great performance car, but also at the relatively uninformed casual buyer, no matter how clueless. Even with its fairly low production, it all adds up over the years, and its relative worth will be measured by its reputation, not its VIN numbers. It’s already a benchmark car, often showing a clean pair of heels to many more expensive rivals, and not just in performance. </p>
<p>The best thing about the MINI in the long run will be the effect it has on the average buyer’s perceptions of other small cars compared to the MINI. As in the ’60s, other manufacturers will be forced to offer better cars than they have before, if we’re lucky, and that’s the triumph of the new MINI, following in the original’s steps. It’s sad that even some MINI owners seem to overcompensate for their own shortcomings. 😉 If you feel the need to be elitist, remember the lesson of the porcupine and the Porsche.</p>
<pre><code> BCNU,
Rob in Dago
</code></pre>
<p>Jim’s rationale is correct if the only reason you were buying the MINI was because you need a car and the number one reason in buying was for resale value. If that is the case, Jim is 100% correct.</p>
<p>However, most people who buy or have bought their MINIs are not only concerned with resale value, but everything else in between. That’s where the friction comes in.</p>
<p>BTW…here is my two cents. MINI’s exclusivity will NEVER be measured in sales numbers. That’s right. 3,500 or 35,000 a year. Doesn’t matter. Doesn’t affect anything. The ONLY THING that affects MINI’s exclusivity is the MIND-SET of the driving populace. Because most Americans find the MINI peculiar, strange, unattractive, bizarre, too small, foreign, and/or impractical, it will ALWAYS be exclusive in the United States.</p>
<p>The only thing that will rid MINI of its exclusivity is if and when the American people fully accept and understand what the MINI truly is. And don’t we all know, that’s a fat chance…</p>
<p>Do you concur Jim?</p>
<p>I can’t believe all of this over an increase of 523 MINI’s vs. May of 2004! C’mon, let’s think about this. There were a grand total of 523 more MINI’s sold in the US for May 05 vs May 04 and all the sudden it is being compared to a PT Cruiser???</p>
<p>If you are so concerned about your MINI being exclusive well then make it exclusive. With all the color combos and options it is hard to find two identical MINI’s out there. If that isn’t good enough there are a number of mod’s out there you can do to increase the exclusivity of your MINI. Heck, go out and get a custom roof graphic made…I did. My wife and I are huge Toronto Maple Leaf fans so we had a 3′ by 3′ Toronto Maple Leafs logo put on the top of our MINI. Check out <a rel="nofollow" href="http://home.rmci.net/dougball/tml2.jpg"> this photo</a>. If you are concerned only about the value of your MINI then sell it now and invest in something like real estate!</p>
<p>Interesting comments and a broad range of views here. UK is the main customer of these little cars, and I’m still not sick of seeing them, recently in the US (all over the US I might add) the only places where we found anything like large numbers were in LA, Chicago and Las Vegas, anywhere else it was maybe the odd one. Amazingly many people had never heard or seen one and knew very little if they did actually know of the car. I think despite the ‘popularity’ theres a long way to go in the US before it becomes commonplace and run of the mill. And of course with the newer versions coming up, it might just attract even more new customers. Keep on buying em US, and save the planet :-)</p>
<p>I most definitely understand the MINI is not an exclusive car, hell, I was able to get one. </p>
<p>but i will NEVER say that I want everyone to own a MINI. There are those who will not appreciate the MINI for what it is. Those that just want it cause it looks cool. Or those that don’t even know how to drive and talk on the phone while they drive. I do not want those who have no respect for the MINI or safety of others to have MINIs. Sure i’d rather they had MINIs than SUV’s, but almost anything else, i’d rather they have that.</p>
<p>Also, although the MINI is too impractical for the average American, there is no saying that it will be in the future. Too small? not if they come out with a four door, or even worse, the SAV. too foreign? horrible argument, foreign cars are the most sought after, i.e. mercedes, audi, even hondas. (unless by foreign you mean bizarre, but how bizarre would a MINI be if everyone was driving one?) impractical? how bout adding a few more cup holders, a useable glovebox, and softening up the ride? </p>
<p>Despite all this, I do not believe the MINI will become like what honda’s are and I do no defend the argument of it being limited to only certain people. However, it just seems odd to me that there are very few who understand Jim. I’m sure we’d all like the new MINI owners to be as enthusiastic about ownership as those who got the 2002’s.</p>
<p>I think Jim just confirmed his A+ troll status with that last comment. Headline for Jim “Clue boat left, Jim failed to get on. Oh Well.”</p>
<p>And Mataku.. useable glove box? I had a Dodge Durango (w/Hemi) for a day while I was getting some pidly things done to my MINI. There was JUST enough room in the glove box for the owner’s manual. And the Durango manual might be thicker than the MINI manual, but it has a much smaller footprint. It was a lesson in how usefull the MINIs glove box really is.</p>
<p>People like Jim are why American is so poorly regarded throughout the world.
As can be seen from the comments on this thread, the vast majority of Americans are sensible level headed people but the vocal minority like Jim give an awfull, but memorable impresion of americans, and it is this bad impresion that sticks in peoples minds.
I know “freedom of speech” means everyone has a right to air their views, but Jims views seem to be against freedom, ie restricing who is actually alowed to buy certain cars.
Maybe Jim will do the decent thing and sell his MINI to someone who deserves and isn’t just buying it as an investment.</p>
<p>Flame on Jim, flame on.</p>
<p>So let me get this straight… According to Jim MINI should change their slogan from “Let’s Motor” to “Only the first 50,000 can Motor?”</p>
<p>Jim did you buy your MINI because you were the only other person on your block to have one? If so, (and just in case you haven’t figured it out yet) you’re in the minority…</p>
<p>Okay…I can sort of see where Jim is coming from – but at least hear me out. I bought an ’02 Cooper in June of ’02 – and at the time on some of the message boards, some new owners loved to crow about the exclusivity of having a MINI, the looks they got, the “oohs & ahhhs.” In some cases, they were more smitten with this than the handling abilities and other positive attributes of the vehicle. I know a few people that bemoaned the fact that they no longer had the only MINI in their neighborhood.
As MINI has broadened their model lineup (convertibles & auto MCS) – there were similar cries of watering down the brand from certain members of the peanut gallery…probably the same people who really wanted the only MINI on the block. To some, it was the new must have toy and attention getter while to many others it is a superb handling car and a great drive. But in the end, there are probably more non – enthusiast owners that “don’t get it” now than the those of us who post on the various forums. Living in New Jersey I see many variations of the MINI on the road here, and I know from reading elsewhere that some folks are saddened by the fact they don’t get waves back from other MINI owners any longer. Just my .02 cents</p>
<p>MINI’s first question to ask on the test..</p>
<p>yep, that’r right.. MINI should only sell MINIS to the following</p>
<ul>
<li>people with good teeth </li>
<li>no acne scar</li>
<li>never lived in a trailer</li>
<li>do not wear jeans (sign of drug use)</li>
<li>parents not divorced</li>
<li>not divorced themselves</li>
<li>does not watch american idol</li>
<li>dues not say “huh”</li>
<li>thinks blanketing the world with MINIS is good for the brand</li>
</ul>
<p>i know you will not like the truth..
not my fault you have bad dental hygiene and want to see MINIS on ever corner..</p>
<p>smart people practice good dental hygiene..</p>
<p>smart people did the research on MINIS five years ago and got on board..</p>
<p>johnny come latelies in sports – worst kindo fans</p>
<p>johny come latelies to MINIS – worse kind of MINI owner.. the proof has been shown in this thread..</p>
<p>unworthy to not own a MINI
not even worthy to drive in one</p>
<p>oops.. test last item on test should have said that blanketing the world with MINIS is NOT good for the brand..</p>
<p>and the more i think of this topic, the more i am convinced i am correct..</p>
<p>we have enough MINIS on the road..
you are all adults here i presume..
if you are just jumping on the bandwagon now and buying a MINI.. </p>
<p>how smart are you</p>
<p>how much research did you do years ago
any?</p>
<p>MINI has been in the news years before it was released.</p>
<p>any buyer now are bad owners and did not due their research years ago..</p>
<p>they are the last ones in the neighborhood.. bringing their “bad city habits” to the new development..as i said before so elequently, the development has standards and quite frankly.. we have enough houses in this neihborhood.. </p>
<p>the mere fact that posters here hoot and exclaim in glees how happy they are for “soaring” MINI sales shows the massmarket market approach mentality of people who do not want the best for MINI</p>
<p>Well, Jim. If you’re good for anything, it’s for a laugh. Your last comment was so out there, I can only think that you have been completely misrepresenting yourself. How can anyone who’s being serious actually hold the opinions you just espoused?</p>
<p>I’ve got to give it to everyone else. They have all been very civil. With the drastic change in tone in Jim’s last post, I think he means to rile people up.</p>
<p>And, Jim, if you are being serious, you’ve really got to reintroduce yourself to the rest of society. Get some perspective and chill the f<em>*</em> out.</p>
<p>Jim,
I just took delivery on my MCS two days ago. I knew about the new MINI about 6 months before it came out in Europe, never mind the states. I researched the hell out of it for all this time. Am I still not worthy in your eyes to own my MINI? I just bought a car a year before I heard of the MINI and could not afford to take on two car notes (I’m keeping my first car after buying the MINI). Does that make me not worthy? Are there exceptions to your rule, or must we conform to your totalitarian viewpoint? What can I do to prove myself?</p>
<p>oh yeah… if you have to finance your MINI purchase, you would not qualify to own a MINI…</p>
<p>i had good parents.. they taught me to save.. to work hard. not to squander my money on beer, WWE/fka WWF pay per views, tattoos, drugs… </p>
<p>people should not take a loan out for a car.. it is better they not squander their money, save up and pay cash.. </p>
<p>and a MINI owner cannot have tattoos..</p>
<p>ever watch the show cops?</p>
<p>almost all of the those dirt bags have what in common?</p>
<p>well i will tell you</p>
<ol>
<li><p>bad teeth</p></li>
<li><p>wear jeans (i never saw one in neatly pressed khacki slacks and a cotton button down collar shirt)</p></li>
<li><p>no shirt of t shirt</p></li>
<li><p>bad language</p></li>
<li><p>smokes</p></li>
<li><p>lives in a messy house/trailer</p></li>
</ol>
<p>so that is one more test for MINI owners.. no tattoos..</p>
<p>i know you will say.. how not everyone that has tatoos is a low life..</p>
<p>well most of them..
why put yourself in that category..</p>
<p>this is a bit off point though.. the main point which i contend stronger and believe in more is that more MINI sales dilutes the brand
dilutes the uniqueness
dilutes the charm of it
makes the car blend in
removes the buzz around the MINI</p>
<p>if you cannot see that
if you cannot understand that</p>
<p>you have a a total lack of basic business/marketing knowledge.</p>
<p>i am 100% serious..
the less MINIS i see the better.
how is this so hard to understand
the less i see, the cooler MINIS are</p>
<p>Okay then Jimbo, if we don’t look like you, act like you, think like you, dress like you, have your moral values, have as much money as you and keep our house as clean as yours then we are not worthy of owning a MINI.</p>
<p>Are we talking about owning a car or German dictatorship here?</p>
<p>You are right, we are all wrong and you are the business/marketing genius here.</p>
<p>Oh yeah, make sure you don’t ever get involved in a traffic accident and total your MINI…with your way of thinking you will be SOL. Since we’ve crossed the 50,000 mark there are no more to be had.</p>
<p>Why am I feeding this troll? I’m almost inclined to believe that he really is not a troll. That he really does think that Upper Class Whites should drive a MINI. That he is nothing but a cleaning product for female body parts (Gabe, feel free to remove this if you find it too inflaming. If you don’t, please change my ‘nice’ way of putting something the actual product I’ve described.) To Jim, making the MINI a British answer to the Beetle is going against what Mini stands for, based upon his ‘research’. I have no idea where he did his ‘research’, because as I stated above, and he duefully ignored, the Mini was the great equalizer. </p>
<p>And if you’re wondering about where I figured that it’s only whites that he wants in a MINI, take a look again at what he said. If it’s not the same exact attitude that spawned ‘White Flight’, I’ll eat my hat.</p>
<p>(PS to Gabe.. Just to make it clear, I’m trying to be as tactfull as possible, but I won’t bat an eye if this is edited or removed)</p>
<p>Okay… it was fun while it lasted but this thread is officially closed.</p>