The paper of record gives us their take on the new R56 MINI. Here’s an excerpt:
>THERE are three basic ways to drive a Mini Cooper, each pleasurable.
>First is to pretend you’re Matt Damon in “The Bourne Identity,†grabbing gears and slaloming through traffic as though pursued by assassins.
>Second is to cruise in conserving style, returning up to 40 miles a gallon, thanks to new engines that lift the Mini’s mileage by about 15 percent compared with the previous model.
>Slowest but no less satisfying, there’s the prowl along a packed boulevard; as you slip the Mini into Houdini-tight parking slots, other drivers marvel at the illusion.
>Throw in nearly a half-century of Mini heritage, and it’s no wonder this cheeky Brit has been adopted as the official car of Hipsterville U.S.A., meaning any place with a surplus of espresso and a shortage of elbow room.