By far, hands down, the most bizarre review of a Bentley, no, wait, an R56 MINI, that I have ever read.
>Your vital male organ. How come it’s only with your vital organ that size doesn’t matter? I mean, no one’s girlfriend ever said, “Of course size doesn’t matter, I don’t care what size the diamond is, or the handbag, the bra, the divorce settlement.” Whatever they say, size always matters.
It’s A A Gill sitting in for Mr. Clarkson on this interview, although I doubt it could be any more cheeky.
>It’s all design gimmicks that aren’t an improvement. Is that a tap or does it turn on the lights? The most annoying feature is the speedometer, the size of a soup plate, as if bigger makes quick faster. There’s another digital speedo behind the wheel Ã¢â‚¬â€œ fast, faster and faster still. This is a little motor that wants you to think it’s Kate Moss. A pretty, naughty, goer.
Definitely worth the read. A very entertaining review!
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