Some of you may remember the story we ran on the MINIUSA words of the day a couple months back. At that time we decided to not release the entire list of words as the feature has just been launched. However, since all the words have been posted on MINIUSA at least once we feel like we can now share the full list. Enjoy!

Farking Spot n. A seemingly open parking space that when you get closer, you discover a small car parked there.

Disflooriented adj. Feeling of confusion when you can’t remember what level of the parking garage you’re on.

Roverdrive v. The dangerous act of motoring with a dog on your lap. Not recommended.

Potholevard n. A street with a large number of potholes on it.

Foodabuster v. To speak slowly at the drive through window so you can stall for time while still making your decision.

Clutchuoso n. A talented driver of a car with a standard transmission. A rare breed.

Spumped adj. Condition that occurs when you get to the gas station but can’t remember what side your tank is on.

Enigmark n. A dent or paint scrape to which the origin is unknown.

Commutant n. Someone with a poor shave or makeup job as a result of doing it on the way to work.

E-cellerate v. To drive with the emergency brake on.

Shoegitive n. The mysterious sneaker you always see on the side of the road.

Obstacar n. A slow moving vehicle that keeps you from going your desired speed.

Prohibiturn n. To perform a driving move you think might be illegal, yet you do it anyway.

Flashole n. That person who flashes you with their brights even though your brights aren’t on.

Freeter n. A parking meter that already has time on it.

Spalker n. A vehicle that follows shoppers in the parking lot in hopes of getting their spot.

Seatus quo n. The normal position of your car seat. May be upset by valets and other new drivers.

Wiperfection n. The ideal wiper speed for the amount of rain currently falling.

Driversion n. Something that distracts a driver, such as a cell phone conversation, DVD player or PDA.

Interstucktion n. When multiple cars arrive at a stop sign and no one goes.

Insectiride n. A vehicle that has just killed an extraordinary amount of bugs on its grille or windshield.

Carligraphy n. The art of writing on a dirty vehicle with your finger.

Notmeflex n. The involuntary act of hitting the brakes when you see a cop regardless of whether you’re speeding or not.

Waltermonstale n. A bumper sticker for a presidential election long since passed.

Cashtray n. A car ashtray that’s been repurposed as a coin holder.

Careoke v. To sing while motoring.

Cartesy n. The generous act of letting another car merge into your lane.

Premature Co-pilotation v. To call “shotgun” too early.

Poorlainoia n. The fear that you’re always in the slowest moving lane.

Rockupied adj. When you’re physically unable to leave the car until a song is over.

Brewnesia n. The condition of forgetting your coffee on the roof of your car and driving off.