This bit of MINIUSA humor comes from our friend Ian Cull at GBMINI.net:

My friend Virginie is hoping to buy a MINI Cooper S Convertible; she recently signed up to receive more information from MINI USA and sent me this screenshot [transcript below] of “rules” to agree to:

  • I agree to change my locker combination to include the numbers 1964 (the year we won out first Monte Carlo rally)
  • I agree to chase the squirrels around the park every now and then and giggle like a madman while doing it.
  • I agree to be more adventurous and try to avoid homogenized restaurant chains
  • I agree to name my first-born Cooper
  • I agree to bare the soles of my feet to the earth and feel grass, sand, stones and streams
  • I agree to watch the movie “The Italian Job” as soon as I can
  • I agree to at least think strongly about learning to play a musical instrument
  • I agree to consider painting the roof my house in contrasting colors